Title: Z. tells some jokes
Zweilan - March 13, 2007 03:59 AM (GMT)
yeah, i'm gonna post some jokes, and when i find some more i'll post them to, but for now, here you go! :
Q) whats the only thing faster than Micheal Jackson running down a hill?
A) the kid running away from him.
Q) whats red, wobbles and flies?
A) a jellycopter.
Q) what has 4 wheels and flies?
A) a garbage truck
Q) why is it a bad idea to have a pokemon in the bathroom when you're having a shower?
A) he might pikachu.
now on to my long joke :
there is a kid playing soccor outside a church, he is using the chruch wall as a goal. so he shoots, misses, and yells ''s*** i missed!'', the people in the church hear him, but they ignore him. again, he shoots, misses, and yells ''s*** i missed!'', then the church preacher comes out and says; ''young boy, if you say that despicable word again, god will strike you down with a bolt of lightning'', the kid replies with; ''yeah yeah, whatever''. the kid then shoots again, misses, and yells ''s*** i missed!'', a bolt of lightning then flies out of no where and hits the church preacher. then a big voice fills the air saying; ''s*** i missed!''
tell me what you think, rate them outta 5, and so on and so forth.
SammyBaggins - March 13, 2007 10:12 AM (GMT)
I give the first one a 2, seocnd a 3, next a 2, and another 2, and for the last one I give it a 4. I'm picky when it comes to jokes.
Opeth - March 13, 2007 05:09 PM (GMT)
The first one is true. Haha. Not exactly a gut buster, But it was alright. 3.2/5.
2nd...Wasn't funny. 1/5.
3rd one I've heard from spongebob alot...so 1.5/5.
4th one I've heard too many variations of. 0/5.
5th one...meh. 3/5
Zweilan - March 14, 2007 03:39 AM (GMT)
=O you people are harsh.. xD
still waiting on jokes, i am
Pokemon rocks!!! - May 8, 2008 07:57 PM (GMT)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who are you-an owl?
PiplupLover - May 9, 2008 02:53 AM (GMT)
so i just post a joke? ok, then if thats the way it works:
Q- why did the Bannana cross the road to talk to the Monkey?
A- to get eating
what do you think? funny?
Shaymin - May 9, 2008 11:41 PM (GMT)
Freaken people, stop reviving old threads.
I'm beggining to think Arkeis is a place where people without common sense post.
PiplupLover - May 10, 2008 04:55 AM (GMT)
oh, drat i didn't see that it was an old thread....
espeonbird - May 11, 2008 03:06 PM (GMT)
No matter Piplup Lover.Just post in thy joke one sumone else made I forgot who made it...