Title: The Guide to Keeping a Pet Arceus
espeonbird - November 8, 2009 03:02 PM (GMT)
You just make a never ending guide to keeping Arceus as a pet. You can use items from the You Will Need list and add some.
DUMMIES GUIDE TO KEEPING A PET ARCEUS
You will need:
Water
Newspapers
King-size bed
Machine Gun
Pies
Metal
Shiny Zapdos
Sledge Hammer
A Dragon Trio: Dialga, Palkia, Giratina.
BED
Strech it so that it is big as you can get, lay down some newspapers incase Arceus tries to make a dump =3
~zangoose~ - November 8, 2009 03:21 PM (GMT)
xD and what is the metal for?
CharizardKiller - November 8, 2009 03:41 PM (GMT)
You will need:
A Dragon Trio: Dialga, Palkia, Giratina.
espeonbird - November 8, 2009 04:03 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (~zangoose~ @ Nov 8 2009, 03:21 PM) |
| xD and what is the metal for? |
You make it up =.=
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Put about 200000000 sheets of newspaper because Arceus' dump is uh...you dont wanna know >.>
~zangoose~ - November 8, 2009 04:08 PM (GMT)
oh wait, never mind ^^;
maybe some psychic pokemon that can use psychic to get him back where he's upposed to be.
espeonbird - November 8, 2009 04:29 PM (GMT)
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~zangoose~ - November 8, 2009 04:32 PM (GMT)
sorry, i'm not very creative ^^; I just try to be creative..
Nellie Lovett - November 8, 2009 06:26 PM (GMT)
^ Get rid of that signature right now.
polar_inferno - November 8, 2009 06:33 PM (GMT)
he uses that huge, oversized, kinda bad sig instead of the awesome, perfectly sized, well-made sigs -.-
Corruption - November 8, 2009 06:53 PM (GMT)
When arceus takes a shit, he makes Bidoofs, Rattatas, and Kricketots.
You will need: A nuclear missile launcher, A bidoof powered sponge, and a Ho-Oh chew toy
Icydragon? - November 8, 2009 07:00 PM (GMT)
You will need two Snorlaxes for pillows and a docter because he will need to be nuttered.
Nellie Lovett - November 9, 2009 01:10 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Corruption @ Nov 8 2009, 06:53 PM) |
| Ho-Oh chew toy |
>:(
Corruption - November 9, 2009 01:51 AM (GMT)
Nail Polish, Anti-Word Destroying Spray, and Strong floors(pointed feet)
Pokemonaholic - November 11, 2009 05:59 AM (GMT)
FOOD
Get over 9000 pounds of pokeblocks and poffins, and blend them all together. Then, add a coating of bidoof blood. This is what arceus likes for desert.