Just keep making up steps to a made up, endless cheat for pokemon red/blue. The only rule is that it can never end (obviously xD) I'll start.

HOW TO UNLOCK PROF. OAK AS A PLAYABLE CHARACHTER

First, you start a new game and walk ALL THE WAY to the top of mt. ember as soon as the game starts. then press the buttons in this EXACT order:
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The screen will turn black. Then you...

Have to turn off the game and wait 5 hours 15 minutes until you can turn in it on again. Once you start playing you must capture Mewtwo with a regular pokeball and...

...Then release him and do the get mew cheat. Once you come into battle with mew, throw a pokeball. Your game will instantly freeze. What you do after that is explode your gameboy, then put it back together. your game will resume, and you will be on the top floor of the silph co. building. When your up there, you...

Go by a dresser and press "ABAABBBABAllBBA,". you will get as knife. You kill two and a half men and...

..you will be arrested. Once in jail scream I CAN HAZ POGEYMANS?! and you will be instantly warped to gamestop. Buy back your pkmn red game, and then go to professor oaks lab. He will say "you want me as a playable cahrachter? fine. but first you must do this INCREDIBLY LONG AND IMPOSSIBLE list of sidequests!" So you....

Take the first one. It says to get out of a room with nothing but a mirror and a table. You look in the mirror and see what you saw, so you take the saw and cut the table in halfs. You put the pieces together and get a one hole, so you go through the hole and escape. Then you...

Eat a hamburger and tries to ask Prof. Oak what to do and he says, 'I DON'T KNOW! WHO ARE YOU?' He says, and then you eat more food and you go visit Nintendo World and you get kicked out for making a Gameboy explode and then you.....

Go to the heart of seafom islands and catch articuno. When you catch him, you then......

Hop on a Lapras and ride it and go 'WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' All the way home!

Release it AT THE EXACT spot of one block down, two to the right of Oak. Afterwards he'll say "BICH WHY YOU RELEASE DAT? I NEEDED DAT FO MEH EXPERIMENTS!". After he bitch slaps you you....

Run away and cry to your mom and she'll say, 'THAT'S WHAT YOU GET IF YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN!' And then you run away.

You find Bill, kill him with the knife that kills the wife and....

You figure out the riddle to the chicken and the egg in Cerulean City and you visit Misty and you kiss her, then you.....

...unlock Battletoads.

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And then you get slapped by Misty and you go see a Ludicolo and dance with mexican music with it!

Afterwards you go to Candy Mountain and sing somg. You will be drugged and you will be stolen from. Your kidney will be gone. After you...

Defeat Cynthia, ask her to kiss you and get slapped by her too and go back to the Ludicolo and dance like an idiot this time. Then, dance the Caramelldansen!

Then you must catch a ludicolo and bring it to oak.
"I DONT WANT WUN RETARD GET ME AN ARCEUS" So you go on a parelous journey to spear pillar and...

Arceus turns you into a Pokemon and then you go in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky and you....

You must beat the game as Cranidos...

You go in the beach cave with your partner, Dreamis the Misdreavus, and you get defeated by a level 1 Pokemon, then you.....

then press these buttons in the exact order A,B,X,Y,R,L and then press A,B,X,Y,L and R at the same time, and you ds should turn off and you should have a Lvl 101 Magikarp in your party, and then

your bag will fill up so much it will exploed so you have to go and get every iteam that got blow up by...

... using the Magikarp to fly across the sky and pick up the items from where they land on the clouds, and once you have repeated the entire process twenty three point two two eight times, the real cheat will start, where you begin by...

starting your game again but using your starter (in basic) through the whole game and no other Pokemon without getting KO. Then...

... you must crossbreed lizards and fire to make a real life Charmander, which you must then stuff into your game in order to give to Prof Oak for examining. Once you have done this, then...

..get Magic Salt from Aipom who should be hiding in the tree in the middle of the Sea. You can get there unless you..

breed a lv 100 Bulbasaur with a water stone and a Ampipom lv 1 and lv up the new pokemon to lv 100 in the tall grass in Route 1 only and evolve it with every Stone you can get. After that...

you can cross the sea and get to the tree. Aipom will come down and fly away and then you must complate the game again. This time you will be Flareon. Once you have beaten the game as Flareon, go back to the tree and you will be given the magic salt. You have to take the Magic Salt to...

Mewtwo and he will blow up. Then catch every legand in the game with a PokeBall and go back where Mewtwo blew up. Then...

You breed your charmander with a missingno, whoch you chose as a starter. then take out the battery, marinate it in jizz, put it in, start your game. there will be a lazer there that you will have to deactivate with your dick. The blow open the door to your room. a Beelzeboss will be standing there and you will have to challenge him to a rock off. Win the rock off using a pair of tambourines, then..

you use a special move called Shoop Da Woop and the game will freeze, restart the game again and you should be back in Pokémon Red Version. You will have a Crainidos, Arceus and a Beelzeboss in your party. You then..

You calculate Pi using a lighter and then sing We are the D 985854.5452963 times, then Doctor Octagonapus will pop out of a washing machine

witch will be in Proffessor. Oak's pants. You press A and B on him and you will be sent into a maze. Get to the end and you'll find the washing machine. Take the Key from there and search through the maze to find Dr.Octagonapus. This may take up to 57 hours. Once you have found him, use the key and you will turn into him and be back in Prof.Oak's Lab. Prof.Oak will be dead on the floor. Press A on him and he will..

Jizz in your mouth. You will then have an orgy with all the pokemon in the lab and you will have to press the following buttons in rythm to your humping: A B A A B L R L R L L L R R A B A L L S A C K A A A B B B A L A

Your game will corrupt and everything will be lost exept your party. Click New Game on the title screen and name yourself 'gay'. Pick Squirtle as your starter and call him 'missingnogay'. He will turn into Missing.no and you must use him to get through the wall and exit the Lab. If you walk out, the game will freeze so do what you would do when using Cut, facing the wall and select 'GAY' from the list on your Squirtle/Missing.no. You will appear in...

...Professor oaks toilet while he is on it. "what are you doing down there, you little freak?! Now GTFO of mah lab and go find me a level 9000 Magikarp!"
So you go to the top of spear pillar and press the buttons in this order:
AAAAAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLRL778790837525723498ijgkljgl;kdsgk.lAAABBBLRLR27YLOLAABBLRLRLRLABABALLLRRRAAABBBAAAA and then you....

get crushed by a gigantic Magikarp which you have to catch with a broken PokeBall. Then...

You give the Magikarp to the Prof by using Missing.no's GAY move. The Prof will take the Magikarp and dissapear. Then you must use Missing.no's GAY move again and you will be in your house. Leave the house and you will be on Cinibar Island but there isnt any water.